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Friday, April 25, 2008

I hurting!!

Today is just not my day. Actually last night was when it all started. All I was trying to do was come down my stairs and get a drink. Next thing I know I am sliding down them like I was trying to steal 3rd.

It was not on my belly so dont freak out. I guess my foot just slipped and next thing I know down I go. I tried to grab onto the rail but my hand just slid right down that sucker. My right leg bent back and slammed down on the steps. So my right knee and ankle are now both swollen. IT hurts to even move the suckers.

My right knee is already messed up from all the softball I have played so this was something not needed. I should have had it repaired a couple years ago but without insurance there is just no way I can afford to. A couple thousand dollars just to get it looked at and told yep it screwed up. No shit sherlock, that is why I came to see you.

Worst part is when I had to get up to go pee in the night. With a big kid on my bladder I have to use the potty more than once during the night. It hurt just to put my foot off the bed. Needless to say I did get up but wow it took a little bit.

Funniest part was my daughter got up early this morning so she could catch the bus and came in there to make sure I was ok. I was working on getting up so I could yet again go to the potty and had yelped. I told her what happened and of course she had to check out the knee. After getting my get better kiss, I tried to get up again. OOOOWWWW!!! She looked at me with all seriousness and said, "Mom you got to get up. I can not bring the potty to you. That is just gross."

Yeah I laughed. What else can you do. I agreed with her and got up. The only thing I can think of is well there goes my retirement. Guess I am on my own once I hit that age where I need her to help me out. I am thinking that I better push them a little harder in school so they can get really really good jobs and take care of my old ass. If not boy I am going to be a super nasty ass senior.

Now that i have something to look forward to in my old age, I have to go potty, again. I really can not wait until I have this kid. I am sick of getting up and going potty every hour on the hour. Instead I want to get up every 2 hours and change a nasty baby ass and feed him. Boy isnt my life something to be jealous of.


Motley said...

Yeah, it sucks having to pee every half hour or so... I had a bladder infection once. Before we figured that out, my mom stared at me and said, "You better not be pregnant or I'll kill you." LOL

rxvenomqueen said...

Geez, Mare Bear! You'd better be careful! I have to say, what Liz said made me laugh too. Kids say the cutest things. I love it!

Winter said...

Heh. You and Jen have a matched set! She took a header down a step too last night. I think she's all fucked up on the left tho. I'll have to check my IM archive to be sure. She wasn't drunk or preggo tho, just blind and wearing wedges. HEE HEE. Serves her right for wearing WEDGES. But don't tell her I said that. Seriously. I don't need to get MoM'd any more than I already am.

I hope you feel better soon. Soak the foot in one of those spa things. They're like $10 in WalMart. It helps.