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Saturday, November 29, 2008

This is a good one

I couldnt help myself with this one. I mean come on this is funny as hell especially towards the end with who they were released to.

Iowa fans cited for restroom sex during Gophs game

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- While the Hawkeyes were stomping the Gophers on the Metrodome field last weekend, police said two Iowa fans were having a romp of a different kind in a restroom. Both events, police say, had their share of cheering fans.

A 38-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man turned to a handicapped stall for their tryst Saturday evening.

On the field, the Hawkeyes were on their way to 55-0 trouncing of the Gophers. In the restroom, a crowd of intoxicated fans gathered to cheer the off-the-field event.

Eventually, a security guard tipped off University of Minnesota police. Officers had to interrupt the couple to cite them for indecent conduct, a misdemeanor.

Police Chief Greg Hestness said the woman initially gave a false name to officers. She was released to her husband and the man was released to his girlfriend.

Both people in the stall were intoxicated.

You think? Never would 2 strangers that are intoxicated have sex. Never heard of. Just goes to show you when your team is winning you want to share your joy. I myself just text my friends but hey to each their own.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Turkey Day

It is that time of the year where not only do we stuff ourselves full but also give thanks for what we have in our life. I have so much to be thankful for that it would take alot of typing to get it all out. Since I dont have that much time and dont want to make that many errors I will sum it up.

First of course is my family. I am blessed to have 4 amazing kids. DJ the oldest doesnt live with us but I am still proud of him everyday even if he isnt here to know it. Liz and Josh while they drive me crazy every chance they get, are good kids that I am blessed to have. Mac being the newbie in the family, is a kid I was not expecting. He is here though and a great addition.

My hubbie is a good man that takes care of his family with all he has. He loves me to distraction. We may fight but I wouldnt trade him for anything in the world. OK i have to put this in there, if he was richer he would be the perfect man. Just saying. Cant let his head get to big ;)

My sister, brother, mom, dad, sister and brother in-laws and both step parnets are great to. They want the best for my family and me. Sometimes they harp on this fact a little hard but I know they mean well.

My friends, wow what can I say about them. I pimped Winter's ass the other post so honestly I cant say much more there. Jen is a great gal to know and makes me laugh all the time. We both have college teams that drive us nuts and to drinking. Laurie, what can I say about my goat. She makes me laugh and cry all in one. Mollie is my friend that makes me feel young. Ally and Avalon are both my long distance connects that help me to remember there is more to my little part of the world. Great gals all of them. I cant imagine my life without any of my girls.

I hope and pray that each and every one of you have a great thanksgiving. Eat to much and dont forget to call, e-mail or hug someone that you are thankful for.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Ok enough mussy stuff

Bus driver accused of braking hard to topple pupil

AMBRIDGE, Pa. (AP) -- A school bus driver will be charged with endangering a 10-year-old boy for intentionally braking suddenly so the boy would fall down, police said. The driver was upset because the boy would not remain in his seat, Harmony Township police Sgt. Jim Essek said. The driver told the boy to stop moving around before allegedly threatening him by saying, "If you do it again, I'll knock you down," Essek said.

When the fourth-grader moved around again, the bus driver hit the brakes.

The incident happened Tuesday in the Ambridge Area School District, about 25 miles northwest of Pittsburgh. Police Chief Jack Lively said police will not release the driver's identity until charges are filed, likely by Monday.

Police have seized a surveillance video from the bus. The boy was knocked to the floor out of camera view, but is seen getting up holding his face. Other students are knocked around and one is flipped over a seat.

The driver and the boy have had run-ins before, parents said.

The boy's mother claimed he was "singled out" for discipline when students got rowdy in the past and asked school officials to have someone monitor the bus. Lively said the monitor was on the bus Tuesday, but didn't get out of his seat to intervene.

School officials said they are reviewing the incident.

All right this is bullshit. I am also a bus driver and have used the "brake check" myself to get a kid to sit down. I never knocked anyone down but I have got their attention.

Kids do not want to listen until it is to damn late. We as bus drivers have to go through hours upon hours of training every year. We go through those hours and than what happens we get the blame when something goes wrong. We lose our licenses and our money.

Oh no lets not blame the kid that has been written up numerous times. Lets not blame the kid that wont listen when all we want you to do is sit down for the ride home so that if the bus gets hit you wont get hurt even more.
Do you stand up in your car? Do you run around in the car? Do you yell and hollar so much that the driver goes home with a headache everyday? Ok the last one does happen but you get the point.

Let's not charge this driver. Let's get the kids and try to teach them more. Hey schools take some time and help us drivers out. Most schools dont but when a bus gets in a accident they want to fire the driver cause kids got hurt. Well did you think about the kids when you let them on the bus. Is an hour a semster to much to ask for? Let the kids get some training to.

OK I am off my soapbox now. Have a good weekend.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Feel good Winter

Sometimes when you are feeling your worse someone special makes you feel better. Today my buddy Winter helped me feel better even though my ass is dragging so much some of it is in her home state. California is a long way to drag but I am tired.

Winter is a friend I met a few years ago when we were both writing over at Katie Mac's website. Katie had set up a place for people to go in and basically write out a story. I thougth why not for kicks and giggles. Next thing I know I started to be part of a group.

Shiny B is one of those people that I just seemed to connect with. We started meeting away from the site and talking on Yahoo. We got along and others started to join. Opal, Gayla and Kitt all were writing to and we were having some fun. I felt than we could do more but since most times I suck at my english I was so not the one to take it to the next level. Than this chick from Cally came into the mix.

Now the other woman I have talked about are all talented. Great writers and people that I would and have offered to help on numerous occasions. This chick Winter though you could tell she had been writing for awhile. I played along and wrote with her but felt like a tard cause of her skills. Not like I didnt with the others to but with her especially.

I got to know her better and figured her out a little more. Yeah she works at a cemetary, is so alot damn smarter than me when it comes to computers, is a Crue nut, and has a kid that she could gladly kill somedays. Yeah like any parnet doesnt feel like that at least one a week. Winter is also a good friend.

She has made each of us at the Bar Story write better. One day I called her my muse. It is the truth. She has inspired me to write beyond what I thought I could. Winter is that someone that does make you better. Not only as a writer but also as a person. All my Divas do.

The one thing I can do for my girl is to pimp her ass out. If you are looking for something intersting to read and want to try something with a little more flavor click over there on my Bar Story link. Yeah my stuff is there to but I mainly make ya laugh. Winter and Shiny can make ya cry, snort and laugh all at the same time. Come spring 2009 everyone better be watching out for my girl Lex Valentine I.E. Winter. She will give you something to read alright.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Veteran's day

It is the one day out of the year that I actually feel proud to be apart of. Yes I am a veteran of the Bosina campiagn. I volunteered to go over there and serve. I was there 6 months and didnt feel like I did a damn thing until the end.

We drove the biggest damn trucks out there so it was not exactly easy to get around. Basically we were always on alert to go do something but the order just never came down. We hoped we would get to go get the wreckage of a shot down plane but NNNOOOOO let the damn engineers go have all the fun.

When things really felt like I was doing something important was during a mission in the last 2 months. We had to take some tanks up to the border area. They were coming up on election time and felt like things might get out of hand. We moved them up to the area and passed some buildings that had been destroyed during the war.

I had never seen anything so sad. It is like the worst testement to human nature I have ever seen in my life. You would pass these buildings and see a couple small holes in the front but once you got to the backside the holes were huge. How can one person honestly try to destroy another just cause they believe in something different? It is a question that I just cant wrap my brain around it.

Or maybe I just dont want to wrap it around the whole thing. I want to believe that the human race does actually do good but with everything that is going on in the world it is hard to tell my kids that. I want them to think that the majority of folks out there dont want to kill another but reality kicks in and I know they will learn the truth. Is it better for them to know that they can help protect others or is it better to tell them not to and let others die to protect them?

I am proud of my time in the service. I went to a country that has been at war for over 50 years. I went to another country that had been tore apart by war. I had accepted the fact that I might one day die for my country and was a peace with it. I was even in a bunker when we our guys were bombing the hell out of Yugoslvina. SO yeah I faced a fear that I might die as well as much as one person could.

I lived my life that way for 5 years. I would not regret a single moment of that time. Yes I am proud to be a veteran. If you know of one tell them thanks. The wervice aint all party and roses. It is hard work with plenty of blood thrown in.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Sick weekend

Yeah I was sick all weekend long. Well expect for saturday morning. After that I came home and that was it. I was in bed with trips to the bathroom in bewteen. I have actually slept so much that I have a headache.

Minus that this saturday morning was a good weekend. The girl scouts went to the Gaston Center here in the area and learned not only about water and why it is so important but also got to see a great site. A wonderful lady who is 82 and still travels around educated all of us about some birds of prey.

She had a beatiful Horned Owl named ET. The female bird was beatiful and made the girls very aware of how great they are to have. I didnt know that they loved to kill skunks. We even got to see her fly across the room. Just a great bird to see.

She also brought in a vulture. Yeah I thought they were ugly to but this one is a unique one. It is supposed to be the bird of Mexico but I guess they even agrue about that. It did a really cool thing to. When it yelled it threw it's head backwards. Like bent it backwards. Freaky as hell but what a cool trick.

The girl and us leaders learned alot. It also made me think how great it would have been if we would have one of those owl's out here and kill that skunk last week. m Instead the animal control guy decided why shot it let's run it over with my truck. Yeah smooth move ex-lax. It still stinks and that was thursday.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

It's over & the weiner is......

No more maps please!! If I see one more red/blue map I am going to gag. It over and the people have spoken. The wanted change and boy are we going to get it.

I am in the miniorty part of the population. I voted for the old white guy and the hot white chick. I really thought he could make the right kind of change we needed. Oh well we'll just have to wait and see if I am wrong or right.

I did get one good joke about Obama beign elected. Did ya hear that Dick Cheney asked Obama to go hunting? See ya'll we are goign to be ok!

I like that one cause of the way it makes fun of both parties not just one. Plus after the other jokes I got this one is the most tasteful. Cant wait to see how many more bad ones come across the text wires.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Not the Red Blue Map!!!

Here we go again. Time for that damn map. Which color is our state going to be? Which candiate is going to win and lead the country either to ruin or on the road back? Crap is going to be a long ass tuesday.

My hubbie is addicted to the political maps. He seems to get a semi woody when he sees the red and blue. He will stay up until 5 in the morning to see which guy wins. I just hope he wont do that cause I swear if he bitches about being tired I will smack him in the head.

I will watch for a little while but than give up and go to bed. I take my right to vote seriously. I have seen what happens when the country decides to fight rather than vote. I just pray that this country never sees that.

So all I am asking of each and everyone of my readers is one simple thing. It will proably take a little while but if you look at what could happen if you dont it is down right scary. Go vote. Go into the little booth and push the button, dark that circle, or do whatever it is your state does. One vote does matter. Remember the 2000 election was decided by 578 votes. That is not alot people.

Even if you dont think your views matter they do. If you vote enough for the things you believe in than they will come true. If not hey go run and spread the word. That is the coolest thing about our country. We can do something to make a difference.
GO VOTE!!!!! GO VOTE!!!!!! GO VOTE!!!!!!! GO VOTE!!!!!!!! NO REALLY GO VOTE!!!!!