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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Redneck way to get the man to do the dishes

I couldnt help myself cause ladies we have all been to this point before just never was crazy enough to do it. Read on:

A Midway woman was arrested Monday for allegedly shooting at her boyfriend for not doing dishes and laundry, according to a Baxter County Sheriff’s Office news release.

About 5:30 p.m., authorities responded to the domestic disturbance on Buford Road.Michelle L. , 28, allegedly told offers she had shot twice at her boyfriend, Mark W. , 43, of Mountain Home, according to the release. The two started arguing and during the fight, Michelle grabbed a .22-caliber pistol and shot at Mark twice as he was running away through the yard, according to the release.
Michelle allegedly told officers she only shot twice because that was all the bullets that were in the gun and that he was lucky she missed, according to the release. Officers discovered there were more bullets in the gun but it had misfired after the first two rounds were discharged, according to the release.
Michelle was charged with aggravated assault on a family member, a felony, and public intoxication, a misdemeanor. She later was charged with terroristic threatening, a felony, after telling officers at the jail that once she was released, she was going to shoot Mark and kill him, according to the release. She remains in the Baxter County jail with bail at $100,000.
Mark was charged with assault on a family member, a misdemeanor. He was booked into jail and released after posting a $505 bond.

Ok yeah it proably does happen elsewhere but where else would the chick be that stupid and say I going to kill the bastard after I get out of jail. Yeah sometimes the hubbie pisses me off but not that much. I at least got to give her a small clap for giving the guy a running start. Nothing like running prey to get the blood pumping.
There is my redneck tuesday moment. Hey that sounds like a good idea. RT anyone??


Always Home and Uncool said...

You are sick ... or a genius. It's a fine line.

Thanks for swinging by my site and dropping some comment love. Come by anytime. The 'fridge is always open.

Winter said...

You dig up the funniest shit, I swear. I'm so laughing my ass off right now.

rxvenomqueen said...

Isn't love grand??