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Friday, August 29, 2008

Who knew

So I was sitting there with my little guy and had the tv on. We had just gotten done with "Tom and Jerry", one of his favs. I turned it over to VH1 but it had on something stupid so flip up one and Fox news is annoucing that McCain has picked an VP.
I thought ok he is going to pick a black guy or some semi young white guy. That would be like a death axe in my view. Instead he picks a Woman! WOW!!! That was out of leftfield for me. Seems Mr. McCain is smarter than he let on. That my friends is the right move.
Got to somehow get that Hillary vote to their side. He is listening to some smart folks if he is going after that vote to. Most of them where looking to do their level best to get the Democrats into a frenzy at the convention.
Now let's see about this chick. Has 5 kids, one with down syndrome. After she had the kid was back into the office within 3 days. Likes to hunt, fish and does alot of outdoors stuff. Will tell ya straight up if you wrong. You can ask those that she kicked out of office for doing the wrong thing. Palin has a almost 90% approval rating in her state.
Ok I am impressed by her. Seems Mrs. Palin has her head on straight and actually listens to her state folks. Isnt that a new thing in polticis. This move has made me really start to look at the candiates a little more.
Do I want to vote for someone that just grabbed a white guy to try to get the good ole boy vote. Or do I want to vote for the old white guy with a woman that is not going to take shit? Damn this is going to be a tougher vote than last election. I really hope I do better this time than last time. I really screwed up voting for damn W.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Reneck Tuesday

OK I have found a story worthy of rednecking. Imagine this but it was in my own state. I know hard to imagine in Arkansas but we do have plenty of rednecks.

Dynamite sale: Explosives at Ark. estate sale

MAYFLOWER, Ark. (AP) -- Auctioneers preparing for an estate sale Saturday morning made an explosive discovery among the china and other items up for bid - a suitcase full of military-grade explosives.

The rusted, padlocked suitcase sat alongside a porcelain coffee service set, decorative enamel-finished eggs, a vintage gas-powered model of the 1965 Chaparral II race car prototype and other goods at the backyard sale.

Auctioneers finally opened the suitcase just before the sale and found three blocks of military-grade C-4 plastic explosive, two tubes of a similar plastic explosive, a blasting cap and some dynamite.

Workers quickly called 911 and the Conway Fire Department's bomb squad collected the materials. The bomb squad put the aging explosives inside a special container and drove them out to an isolated spot to destroy them, district chief Jon McMahon told the Log Cabin Democrat newspaper.

The auction went on as planned.

Faulkner County sheriff's office Maj. Andy Shock said the explosives had deteriorated over time and likely were at least 15 years old. Shock said that age put the C-4 at the outer limits of its shelf life if it had been stored under dry, ideal conditions. The major said the explosives likely weren't.

Shock said some of the items at the estate sale belonged to a U.S. Navy veteran who recently died. He said deputies continued to investigate the incident, but charges weren't likely as the presumed owner of the explosives is dead.

But just in case there was any doubt, Faulkner County Sheriff Karl Byrd made sure to stress that owning dynamite or plastic explosives without permission is "definitely illegal."


And here I thought it was a good idea to have that TNT. Never know when you might need to blow the hell out of something. My only question is why did the guy have it? Was it a a memory from the good ole days in the Navy? Hell I served to but didnt bring home anything that could blow the hell out of myself and others as a reminder. Why couldnt he just buy a coffee cup or t-shirt like the rest of us?

Monday, August 25, 2008

It's a crime spree I tell ya!!

I cant help but post this. I know some of you will be like well duh dumb shits. Now let me tell ya before you say that remember I live in the woods here and everyone leaves their cars and trucks unlocked. I lock mine cause I got in the habit of it when I lived in Iowa. Big cities equal that I know. Just read and than tell me duh you dumbshits.

A spree of theft from mostly unlocked vehicles in Mountain Home and rural Baxter County is likely the work of the same thief or group of thieves, according to Baxter County Sheriff John Montgomery.

Montgomery said Sunday he began collaborating with the Mountain Home Police Department last week when the spree spread from the Indian Creek in Mountain Home to the Contemporary East subdivision in Baxter County that adjoins the city. He noted that cars and trucks parked at camp sites and marinas have also been the target of thieves. A common thread runs through many of the incidents, the sheriff said.

"In the vast majority of these incidents the victims left their vehicles unlocked," the sheriff said. "I think what we have here is someone walking through neighborhoods checking parked vehicles and stealing whatever they find from the ones they find unlocked.

"I believe it's the same thieves moving from one neighborhood to the next," the sheriff said. "I'm confident we're going to catch them."

The spree includes theft Thursday of a 38-caliber Smith and Wesson pistol from an unlocked vehicle at the residence of Kenneth Treat on Magnolia Court.

A GPS unit owned by M.B. Moore of Mountain Home was stolen from Moore's unlocked vehicle parked outside his residence on Holly Grove Drive in Mountain Home. A garage door opener in the vehicle was then used to enter a garage where property valued at $650 was stolen.

The sheriff said vehicles were ransacked in some cases and it is unclear if anything was stolen.

The Mountain Home Police Department took theft reports last week on properties worth a combined total of about $3,000 dollars from five vehicles in Indian Creek subdivision.

The sheriff said the best and most immediate defense is to lock vechiles.

See I told you that you would want to say duh. Yeah we aint the smartest folks in the world but these dumbasses are going to get their ass shot. That older lady up in Pennsyilvia that did that last week aint going to have nothing on what these folks around here are going to do.
The funniest part to me is that the majority of folks that live around here now all retired from up by Chicago or some other big city. Now tell me why you wont lock your car when you have to have one that is almost fucking bullet proof to drive through certain parts in Chi-town? The amazing things people do.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Sing damn you sing

I was flipping through channels the other day and came upon Ellen Degrenes doing her thing. She had a intersting point on a sad affair. Why dont people sing anymore in their cars? Majority of the time they are either talking on the phone, putting makeup on or shaving.

Come on people like you really dont have enough time to shave before you get out the door. I am guilty about talking on the phone but only when I need to. Makeup no way and shaving ummmm not in the car.

I am already the one you see jamming along. I have cd's made for just the occasion. One for before softball and after. When I am feeling like singing a little ABBA goes a long way. My ipod is jammed packed full of songs that I know and love. Nothing like rapping along with Snoop while you are on the way to a doc's appt.

So I asking everyone i know to hang up, put the marscra down and dont even think bout shaving. Lets get back to the time when you would turn on the radio and jam. Put a Cd in and sing along to your fav songs. You know you want to.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Redneck Tuesday

OK this isnt exactly major rednecking but this ranks up there with smooth move ex-lax. Basically what I say when someone pulls a redneck moment.

RENO, Nev. (AP) -- Fire investigators have come up with an unusual cause of a blaze that damaged a home in Reno - spider killing. Reno Fire Battalion Chief Rick Kajans said a teenager was using fire to try to kill spiders Sunday afternoon when he accidentally set a fence on fire that then also burned part of his home on Neil Road.

The fire burned through a wall and damaged a kitchen ceiling before firefighters put it out.

Kajans said he doubts the 17-year-old boy will be charged with any crime because the fire is being ruled accidental

Let's think about this one. Fire plus being in a freaking desert surronding. Naw nothing can go wrong.

Now if this would have been my kid we would be taking back anything special he has...dvd's, TV, playstation and the like. Somebody is going to be paying for that shit to be repaired. Oh look you just volunteered dumbass.

Am I be mean?? I dont think so but hey the only way to keep your kids not pulling dumb shit is to keep them in line. I luv mine but also am not afarid to kick their ass when they need it. Have a good Tuesday!!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Support group

HI my name is Mary and I am addicted to blogging. This is my first time admiting that. Wow what a weight off my shoulders. I have only been blogging for a couple months but it has just sucked me in. IS it wrong that I have to read my blogs first before I go to work or everything feels off?

I couldnt find anything worthy enough to post for renecking Tuesday. Nobody did anything stupid enough I guess. That means it was a slow week for the cops. There was the Model T truck wreck. Somebody lost some money on that.

Speaking of money I need to find a way to get some more. I have been applying for other jobs just trying to find something that actually pays me. This job is a soul sucker.

Perfect example of this, my boss got a e-mail from one of my tenants. This one is someone that is always on edge. Has some issues that I am not even touching. Anyway she complained about things that we had either A. taken care of or B. were in the process of being taken care of.

I can understand that she is mad that someone keeps getting into her place. She is thinking it is her sister cause they only take like a movie or something like that. We have changed her lock twice now and not charged her for it. Her window needs to be fixed but they dotn even make the damn thing anymore. We have had our Head maintenance guy informed of this for 2 months now and he has yet to show up. How is that my fault??

All I wish is that she would just seriously take us at our word of we are doing everything possible to help. Only thing left for us to do is camp outside her door when she is not there. Yeah I have a life so not doing that. The police have even stepped up their patorling of our place for her.

If anybody has any ideas on what I can do I am open to hearing them. Not much more I can think to do but I am opening myself up for any suggestions. IF bloggnation cant think of something than I am doing everything right. That would be a first.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Freak me out Thrusday

I hope everyone enjoyed my Redneck Tuesday moment. I will be trying to find the perfect redneck story to put up every tuesday from now on. Just remember, you can be a redneck even in the city....

My buddy Winter did this color test and I thought why not. Lets see what BS it blows out. Ok never saying that again. Talk about hitting shit right on the head.
"Feels obstructed in her desires and prevented from obtaining the things she regards as essential."

How the hell did they know that?? IT went on talking about my relationships and crap that hit it right to.

"Delights in the tasteful, the gracious, and the sensitive, but maintains her attitude of critical appraisal and refuses to be swept off her feet unless genuineness and integrity can be absolutely vouched for. Therefore keeps a strict and watchful control on her emotional relationships as she must know exactly where she stands. Demands complete sincerity as a protection against her own tendency to be too trusting.
Demanding and particular in her relations with her partner or those close to her. but careful to avoid open conflict since this might reduce her prospects of realizing her hopes and ideas.
Feels that she cannot do much about her existing problems and difficulties and that she must make the best of things as they are. Able to achieve satisfaction from sexual activity.

Circumstances are such that she feels forced to compromise for the time being if she is to avoid being cut off from affection or from full participation.

Seeks affectionate, satisfying and harmonious relationships. Desires an intimate union, in which there is a love, self-sacrifice and mutual trust

Needs to protect herself against her tendency to be too trusting, as she finds it is liable to be misunderstood or exploited by others. Is therefore seeking a relationship providing peaceful and understanding intimacy, and in which each knows exactly where the other stands."

Yeah that me. Those bastards know way to much about me. It makes me feel like someone is looking over my shoulder. *Turns looking out window* I am going to be on my toes all damn day now.

I am not going to be the only one freaked out by this. Ya'll go try it to:

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Redneck way to get the man to do the dishes

I couldnt help myself cause ladies we have all been to this point before just never was crazy enough to do it. Read on:

A Midway woman was arrested Monday for allegedly shooting at her boyfriend for not doing dishes and laundry, according to a Baxter County Sheriff’s Office news release.

About 5:30 p.m., authorities responded to the domestic disturbance on Buford Road.Michelle L. , 28, allegedly told offers she had shot twice at her boyfriend, Mark W. , 43, of Mountain Home, according to the release. The two started arguing and during the fight, Michelle grabbed a .22-caliber pistol and shot at Mark twice as he was running away through the yard, according to the release.
Michelle allegedly told officers she only shot twice because that was all the bullets that were in the gun and that he was lucky she missed, according to the release. Officers discovered there were more bullets in the gun but it had misfired after the first two rounds were discharged, according to the release.
Michelle was charged with aggravated assault on a family member, a felony, and public intoxication, a misdemeanor. She later was charged with terroristic threatening, a felony, after telling officers at the jail that once she was released, she was going to shoot Mark and kill him, according to the release. She remains in the Baxter County jail with bail at $100,000.
Mark was charged with assault on a family member, a misdemeanor. He was booked into jail and released after posting a $505 bond.

Ok yeah it proably does happen elsewhere but where else would the chick be that stupid and say I going to kill the bastard after I get out of jail. Yeah sometimes the hubbie pisses me off but not that much. I at least got to give her a small clap for giving the guy a running start. Nothing like running prey to get the blood pumping.
There is my redneck tuesday moment. Hey that sounds like a good idea. RT anyone??

Monday, August 4, 2008

Weekend Bear

I hope everyone had a good weekend. I was by myself with my boys the majority of the weekend. My little girl was a busy chicky this weekend. A trip to Celebration City in Branson and than church yesterday. I am surpised she even woke up this morning.

I also got something very beary special from my friend Winter. I got Beared!! Wow that sounds bad. Reminds me of a joke that I am not going to share.....this time. She was given it by Karl and he by Dawg. The orginal bear giver who seems to love the Vermont Bear Company.

SO basically the rules are pretty easy:
1. The Beary Best Award is given to those people who we want to know we care… just because
2. See rule #1

You Are The Beary Best

Here on my people that I believe should get this lofty present:
1. Winter....of course. She has pimped me out how can I not give this to her.
2. Shiny B....Luv ya girl even when you have no idea what is happening.
3. Jen... Even though we dont talk as much as we used to I still luv's her and wonder where my book is??? ;)
4. Charlene....She does so much for others. Throwing a little luv her way should be the perfect thing to let her know that it all ok.
5. Christy.... my sister and a lurker here. Come on sis, I dont have that many readers. You gotta at least show some comment luv my way once.
6. Stacy.... Sister in-law that I give it up to. I can stand Damon only for a little. You being married to him is power to ya *throws fist in the air*

I would give one to my hubbie but he dont read my blog. Which in hindsight is a good thing. I need a place to bitch, make fun of and plot ways to kill him. OK the last part is a little exterme but hey better to be prepared.

Ya'll try to keep cool today and remember to give your loved ones a hug.